I want the automated voice to be Tom Waits. How cool would it be to be driving around and hear “Take a left down that desolated street where the abandoned cigarette factory used to be.” Of course, he would probably promote drinking and driving
Summer came like cinnamon, keeps the wolves from my door
"This girl is at once all the women that broke my heart. She is so beautiful and generous and she is asking me to leave because she is dumping me. She is dumping me because I am a cheap drug dealer. And I am a drug dealer because she wants to leave me"
